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I screen print all of the shirts myself on high-quality, US-made, sweatshop-free shirts from American Apparel. It took me over a year to research and come up with a way to print shirts responsibly, both socio-economically and environmentally. If you want to know more about my politics concerning the shirts and how I make them you can look here.

Please use the sizing information to determine the proper size for you before you order! There's also lots of information about the shirt styles there too, in case you were wondering.

It takes me from 1 to 4 weeks to send out shirt orders. Remember, I print all the shirts myself and it's very hard work! I tried to get my cats to help but they're too busy chasing dust bunnies. Or napping.

May 02, 2008 - I'm going to be generally unavailable until the 14th, you can still place orders but I might not process them until then. I'll be checking my email though, so if you need to contact me please do.

December 01, 2007 - Okay, it's now officially too late for shirt & undie orders if you want them by the 'holidays'. For button orders you still have some time yet.

November 19, 2007 - If you want to make any shirt or undie orders for the "holidays" please do it now! It can take me up to four weeks to make and send out apparel orders, so don't dally (I try to get them out as quickly as possible though!).

Button/sticker orders take me much less time, so you can make those well into December.

There's always gift certificates!

Click on a shirt for more infomation and to order!
You can choose the shirt style and shirt color I print on, you aren't limited to the colors or styles shown in these example graphics!

Tofu makes you gay! Eat more tofu!
Tofu makes you gay! Eat more tofu!

Happy Tofu! (black text)
Happy Tofu! (black text)

Happy Tofu! (white text)
Happy Tofu! (white text)

Yummy Tofu! (black text)
Yummy Tofu! (black text)

Yummy Tofu! (white text)
Yummy Tofu! (white text)

Pluto was kinda eccentric anyway
Pluto was kinda eccentric anyway

You made Pluto cry
You made Pluto cry

Pluto will be alright
Pluto will be alright

Polar bear and panda bear!
Polar bear and panda bear!

Mr. Polar Bear!
Mr. Polar Bear!

Happy Panda!
Happy Panda!

Feminist
Feminist

Pro-Choice
Pro-Choice

Save Roe
Save Roe

Save Roe
Save Roe

my body my choice
my body my choice

your body your choice
your body your choice

Tofu Kitty!
Tofu Kitty!

Tofu Kitty!
Tofu Kitty!

French Kiss for Peace!
French Kiss for Peace!

I'm one of those atheists they warned you about
I'm one of those atheists they warned you about

Fuck you very much!
Fuck you very much!

Let's switch gender roles!
Let's switch gender roles!

Red Star
Red Star

Sexy Vegan
Sexy Vegan

Sexy Vegan
Sexy Vegan

Let's switch gender roles!
Let's switch gender roles!

Geeks Unite!
Geeks Unite!

French Kiss for Peace!
French Kiss for Peace!

Vegetarians Taste Better
Vegetarians Taste Better

Defend Abortion Rights
Defend Abortion Rights

Awww it's a star!
Awww it's a star!

Clit Power
Clit Power

Vegans Taste Best
Vegans Taste Best

Think Critically
Think Critically

Question Everything
Question Everything

Vegan
Vegan

We Want Peace
We Want Peace

pretty on the inside
pretty on the inside

my ovaries hurt!
my ovaries hurt!

Independent Pussy
Independent Pussy

I'll be the pirate if you'll be the loot
I'll be the pirate if you'll be the loot

I'll be the pirate if you'll be the loot
I'll be the pirate if you'll be the loot

I'm one of the bravest girls alive!
I'm one of the bravest girls alive!

This kitten's got claws!
This kitten's got claws!

Cake or Death?
Cake or Death?

Fuck Censorship
Fuck Censorship

We won't go back
We won't go back

eight-ball
eight-ball

Revolutionary Girls are Sexier
Revolutionary Girls are Sexier

Intellectual Slut
Intellectual Slut

cuddles keep me sane
cuddles keep me sane



The shirts below have been retired! They are no longer available but you can request one if you like! Just email me.

George Bush doesn't care about...<br>(Retired!)
George Bush doesn't care about...
(Retired!)

George Bush doesn't care about...<br>(Retired!)
George Bush doesn't care about...
(Retired!)

I may be small... but I'm fierce!<br>(Retired!)
I may be small... but I'm fierce!
(Retired!)

Don't be so fucking gullible!<br>(Retired!)
Don't be so fucking gullible!
(Retired!)

You think you've seen rage? You just wait.<br>(Retired!)
You think you've seen rage? You just wait.
(Retired!)

I Don't Identify as a Product.<br>(Retired!)
I Don't Identify as a Product.
(Retired!)

I'm one of those atheists they warned you about<br>(Retired!)
I'm one of those atheists they warned you about
(Retired!)

Fuck you very much!<br>(Retired!)
Fuck you very much!
(Retired!)

I may be small... but I'm fierce!<br>(Retired!)
I may be small... but I'm fierce!
(Retired!)

Punk rock dream come true!<br>(Retired!)
Punk rock dream come true!
(Retired!)

stop US bombing!<br>(Retired!)
stop US bombing!
(Retired!)

One Woman Army<br>(Retired!)
One Woman Army
(Retired!)

Bush Sucks!<br>(Retired!)
Bush Sucks!
(Retired!)

Fuck Bush!<br>(Retired!)
Fuck Bush!
(Retired!)

Dork Pride!<br>(Retired!)
Dork Pride!
(Retired!)

Goddess<br>(Retired!)
Goddess
(Retired!)

Smart Ass Kicker<br>(Retired!)
Smart Ass Kicker
(Retired!)

Shake your honey bun!<br>(Retired!)
Shake your honey bun!
(Retired!)

Peace... it's the new black<br>(Retired!)
Peace... it's the new black
(Retired!)

I am a work in progess<br>(Retired!)
I am a work in progess
(Retired!)

feminists do it better<br>(Retired!)
feminists do it better
(Retired!)

War is also Terrorism<br>(Retired!)
War is also Terrorism
(Retired!)

Fuck Off I'm thinking!<br>(Retired!)
Fuck Off I'm thinking!
(Retired!)

DYKE<br>(Retired!)
DYKE
(Retired!)

I love my breasts!<br>(Retired!)
I love my breasts!
(Retired!)

Not affiliated with any religion<br>(Retired!)
Not affiliated with any religion
(Retired!)

kid for peace<br>(Retired!)
kid for peace
(Retired!)

Keep On Living!<br>(Retired!)
Keep On Living!
(Retired!)

Patriarchy Bites<br>(Retired!)
Patriarchy Bites
(Retired!)

Queer Youth<br>(Retired!)
Queer Youth
(Retired!)

Anti-War<br>(Retired!)
Anti-War
(Retired!)

Come Get It<br>(Retired!)
Come Get It
(Retired!)

Lesbionic<br>(Retired!)
Lesbionic
(Retired!)

Bush Lies<br>(Retired!)
Bush Lies
(Retired!)

Drop Bush Not Bombs<br>(Retired!)
Drop Bush Not Bombs
(Retired!)

Vegan Warrior<br>(Retired!)
Vegan Warrior
(Retired!)

I fight back<br>(Retired!)
I fight back
(Retired!)

I love my honeypot<br>(Retired!)
I love my honeypot
(Retired!)

Gender Fucked<br>(Retired!)
Gender Fucked
(Retired!)

suck my clit!<br>(Retired!)
suck my clit!
(Retired!)

Riot Grrrl<br>(Retired!)
Riot Grrrl
(Retired!)

Strongly Opinionated<br>(Retired!)
Strongly Opinionated
(Retired!)


P.S. None of the shirts have a mushycat logo printed on them or anything like that. I think it's cheesy when things come with advertisting built-in. Also, all colors are approximate! It's impossible to match colors on everyone's monitors.

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